Synyster Gates and Me...

Dream I had that Synyster Gates showed up and I made out with him. LOL
I have a love hate relationship with my laptop. I typed this long message and now I am restarting.
For those that know me, they know that I love Avenged Sevenfold. I would love to meet them one day. And yesterday I had been listening to them off an on all day. Ahhh, I love them.
Okay now onto my dream that involves Synyster Gates the lead guitarist. HE HE HE.
So in my dream I went to be closer to Wendy. She was up somewhere Northern Idaho. She was in such a smaller town that I was like holy shiz this is smaller than Sugar. I didn't know there were towns smaller than Sugar. HA HA. But she wanted me to move closer to her since she had to have surgery on her leg. So I went and rented a trailer house so that I could be there and be closer to her. And help her. I got there and I needed to make dinner. Because I had already made some friends and I invited them to dinner. So I went to a store that was like Fred Meyer, that had everything. And I got there and I really wanted to get Wendy flowers. I was searching everywhere and there were no employees anywhere. And then when I did finally find one, she didn’t want to help me at all. I finally just went to the greeting cards.
I was reading through the cards trying to decide on what card to get Winifred and then Synyster Gates shows up and he’s riding a tricycle and I sorta see him outta my eye. But then he says Hey, How are you doing? That startled me and I look down and see him, and I kinda flip out. I say, You’re, you, you, you’re from Avenged Sevenfold. And I am sure I was giggly and turning red by this point. And he’s like yeah I am from Avenged Sevenfold. I look at him like Holy Crap. I am so shocked that I don’t really say anything. But then he says, Are you okay? And I am like Huh. Yeah I guess so why? And he’s like you seem really stressed out. And I tell him that I am putting together a dinner party and that then I have to go see my sister because she had surgery on her leg. And then I say Would you like to come to my trailer and have dinner with some friends and me? And he says Sure. Then I am like if only I could find some flowers. He knew where some flowers were. So he takes me to this flower case and there are tons of flowers, I am thinking how could I have missed this. Because they were right on the other side of the cards. LOL. I get some flowers and invite him over. I go home and make some pizza. (Me make pizza, hmm yeah that never happens.) It was a beautiful pizza like one that was made from Bricken oven. LOL. Then had salad and other foods. Syn shows up. And all my friends. (How Syn knew where I lived is beyond me. But hey it’s a dream right, They just know. LOL) So we have dinner with all the friends that showed up and then I tell Syn that I have to walk to my sister’s house where she is staying and ask if he wants to come. He says sure. It was snowing so why we walked is beyond me, but I just wanted to walk and clear my head.
We kept walking and walking. And he could see that I was deep in thought, but he drew me closer so that I was warmer. Ahhhh If that could only happen dang it. And then we just talk all the way over to where Wendy’s at. We are getting a bit closer and I say to Syn, I said We are almost there I promise, and I said see there are just two more streets, and I said we’ll go left on that second street. I then started laughing so hard, because the only way that you could go was left. Because there was a field to the right. And so I say to him, well I guess you could go to the right if you wanted to, because there are cows out there that you could hang with. HA HA HA. He laughs and says No that’s okay. And so we get to where Wendy is staying. She is staying in a house that is shaped like a boot. It’s totally cool looking but it’s totally oddball looking as well. I knock on the door an Syn hangs back some. And Winifred comes to the door and she had her leg amputated to the knee. This totally shocks me and I almost start crying. I am like you said that you were only having surgery on your leg… I couldn’t believe that it was gone and that she was on the crutches that helped her walk. She said that the infection in her leg spread and that she had to lose her leg. I give her tons of hugs, til she finally says, Leave me the hell alone. LOL something she would totally say to me. And then she spots Syn. And she says, who the hell are you? LOL he starts laughing and walks up closer and then I tell her that this is Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold. And she was like I have no clue who that is. But hey.
Then she totally embarrasses me She says, well maybe you will get her to sleep with you because she’s still a virgin. My mouth drops literally to the ground and I am soo embarrassed. I say that’s none of your business if I am or not. LOL and she’s like Oh you’re still a virgin, you have a big mouth, if you weren’t a virgin I would know. You would tell me. Bahaha. And I am just smile and say well you know everything don’t you. Then he says well, that’s okay we’ll have to see how things go. We made out on the way here. Maybe something will happen. Yeah in my dream I made out with Syn. GOOO ME.
Wendy’s like well do something with her. She’s missing out. Bahaha. So then we chitchat some more and he and I walk home, and he and I are just talking for a while. Having some cocoa. Then… the home phone rings, my dad comes into my room, and tada that is where my dream ends. Because I woke up answered the phone and tried to go back to the dream to see if I would sleep with Syn. But … alas I was awake. I didn’t return. Blasted all. Well hopefully I can return to this dream tonight. Doubt it, but I can try to force it back into my head. HE HE HE.